Dear Shoe Fairy:
Could you please stop stealing Noelle's shoes? I know she kicked off her shoe within one block of our apartment. Where oh where did you hide it? Do I go out and buy more shoes or go shoeless? You stole her favorite shoe - it had VELCRO! She is really sad over it right now.
Also...
Dear Memory Fairy:
Could you please give me back some of the brain cells you took from me when I was pregnant (and a little from college)? It's very difficult to remember things like your wallet, your Metro card, baby wipes, deodorant.
Love,
Noelle's Mommy
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